19 May 2010

R.I.P. Silver Bullet


Well, it finally happened. The silver bullet vibrator that I have had for years finally bit the dust. *mournful sigh* What started off as a little skip or blip in the normally constant vibration quickly turned into a death rattle and was succeeded by a rigor mortis of plastic nothingness. *wiping away a tear* Granted, I don’t use the bullet to bring me to climax anymore because Daddy won’t allow me to do so, but I have been using it regularly in order to exercise my pussy to keep it tight (the vibrations cause my pussy to tighten and clench). Yet this particular toy has been with me longer than any of them and deserves a special farewell.

As a sort of eulogy, I wish to submit the following:

My dear Silver Bullet, you have been with me for so long, it’s almost as if I’ve never been without you. You’ve seen me through countless relationships and breakups. You survived at least five moves and countless hormonal fluctuations. When I couldn’t depend on anyone or anything else, I knew that I could always look to you for support and comfort. You were so tiny, yet so reliable and steadfast – always ready to go at a moment’s notice. You gave me hours and – dare I say – weeks and months of pleasure, and for that I salute you, Silver Bullet. I hope that the introduction of the Hitachi Magic Wand into the bedroom didn’t dampen your spirits or cause you to give up the ghost, my friend, for you are irreplaceable!

So, as you head up to that vibrating heaven in the sky, let me offer up one more sincere and hearty thank you for all that you’ve done for me over the years. You will be missed.

(Oh, and as a side note, please be sure to vote in this week’s poll-->! The Silver Bullet would have wanted you to…hehe!)

13 comments:

  1. It sounds like Silver Bullet did not die a natural death--I am afraid you worked it to death!

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  2. Lol!!! I wish I'd thought of blogging about the death of my last vibrator.... and I love the bullet! Hopefully mine has many more years ahead of it!

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  3. Uh oh! I think you're right, Neo Dom...I'm a murderess!! *sobbing, weeping, gnashing of teeth* How could I have been so thoughtless and cruel??? Oh wait...yeah, it was worth it! ;)

    Hi ariia! I wish your vibrator a very long life and excellent battery efficiency! :) (I know that I said that Silver Bullet was irreplaceable and all, but I've already got a new, similar model...it's not the same, but it's close!)

    Take care,
    Baby Girl :)

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  4. Years? Wow, I can usually keep them for a couple of months before they die out. I depend way too much on mine so I feel your pain :(

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  5. I know what you mean, BeautifulMistake! Years?? I can hardly believe it myself...it was relatively cheap, but very effective...and was quite the workhorse! I'm going to miss him dearly... ;)

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  6. Baby Girl: You should have a wake for the demise of your vibe. Re your last blog, it would include a lot of oral from Daddy. Can't believe some men are so clueless when it come's to enjoying one of life's joys. Oh, the taste, the smell, the feeling on your tongue, her arching her back for more...oh, I'd better stop before I get overheated. LOL.

    FD

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  7. R.I.P indeed. I'm dreading the day mine decides to bite the dust. Until then I will continue to put it through its paces.

    Jess x

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  8. LMAO, I had a silent chuckle last night because of this post.

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  9. This was such a beauiful post for a fallen hero. I can tell how much you cared for him and hope you are able to move on to other pleasures.

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  10. A wake?? A fallen hero??? You people are geniuses! :) Considering Silver Bullet's service and contributions to my happiness, I'm thinking that a) he deserves a Purple Heart for falling in battle and b) he should have full military honors and get a 21 dong salute. I'm not sure how the logistics of something like that would work, but I'm excited to try! ;) Thanks for your comments, all!

    Take care,
    Baby Girl :)

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  11. LOL The bullet has always been my favorite toy. (Although all the references to this Hitachi wand have made me curious...) RIP to your poor Silver Bullet <3

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  12. Hi Little Butterfly! The bullet is WAY more subtle than the wand, but that being said, it is also more focused than the wand. The Hitachi has killer vibrations, but it's difficult to center them on one specific area (the clit, for example). You end up stimulating the whole area beyond belief, but lose out on some of the precision work that the bullet can provide...just my two cents!

    Take care,
    Baby Girl :)

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