2 weeks ago
25 May 2010
The Great Outdoors
For all you Americans out there, you’re no doubt aware that next Monday is Memorial Day (insert enormous “WOOHOO” here!). For those of you who may not be familiar with the holiday, it is observed the last Monday of May and is widely considered to be the official beginning of summer (insert yet another humongous “WOOHOO” here!)... The Memorial Day holiday tends to inspire many to pursue outdoor activities such as baseball games, barbeques, swimming (when/where it’s warm enough), camping, picnicking, public drunkenness, bonfires, hiking, etc. You get the idea!
Of course, all this outdoorsiness got me to thinking… Can we legitimately include fornication al fresco (a.k.a. scaring the living hell out of Mother Nature with our shameless displays of depravity) among the activities that we enjoy? In all honesty, I have attempted it before, but have never been overly impressed with the results… Sandy bottoms, skinned knees, oddly positioned chafing, over-curious Schnauzers, splinters in the worst possible places…and the list could go on! Am I missing something? Is it possible that fucking in the Great Outdoors is a beautiful thing but that I’ve been doing it all wrong?
Long story short, I would love to hear your opinions about having sex out of doors! :) Do you enjoy it? Is it a novelty fuck? Is it something that you’re planning on doing in the near future? Any input would be much appreciated! Thanks in advance, all!